This week I had to see my GP. I had some tests recently and so I asked her will I live to see 80?
She said I was doing fairly well all things considered. A little concerned about that comment,'She
asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or regularly get drunk' ''No, I only have the occasional drink' I replied. And I'm not doing drugs either!'Then she
asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued
ribs?''I said, 'No red
meat is to be avoided' ''Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like
playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I
said. She asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot
of sex with different women? ''No,' I said. She looked at me and said, 'Then, why do
you even give a shit?'
Have a lovely Friday
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