Saturday 14 May 2011

Brian Coleman - A clarification

Some Barnet Eye readers may have got the impression from the previous post, that I'd like to see Brian Coleman killed by a speeding truck. The Barnet Eye wishes to make clear that this is not the case. In fact we hope Brian Coleman lives to a ripe old age. We hope that he manages to spend a good few years of his dotage in full possession of his faculties, enjoying the best quality care the privatised social care system, courtesy of Barnet Council, can provide, enjoying the fruits of his career. Nothing makes me smile more than the thought of our Brian saying to one of the lovely staff on minimum wages "I used to be the Mayor of Barnet, you know" as they reply "Yes dear, now eat up your boiled egg and cabbage".

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